Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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