ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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