He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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