So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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