the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
