This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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