I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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