Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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