Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
