somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I will pee on everything he values.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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