I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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