I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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