I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You are a genius and a whore.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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