My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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