I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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