I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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