You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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