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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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