Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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