Please, let me fuck your mom
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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