we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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