is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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