Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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