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I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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