Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
