I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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