Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
