i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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