Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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