I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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