the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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