taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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