I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
