Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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