I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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