She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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