Don't you send me to vm
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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