Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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