you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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