I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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