All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
