Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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