did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I still have a little drunk in my system
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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