fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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