You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
mondays should just be called national damage control day
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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