biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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