You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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