I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
There's always time for handjobs
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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