Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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