I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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