new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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