turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
organizing the empties. That sober.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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