Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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